Random Thoughts

• Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream?
• Is it possible to be allergic to water?
• If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?
• Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
• What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?
• Do stairs go up or down?
• When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
• Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
• Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
• Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
• Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

• If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
• Why are public toilet seats never complete ovals?
• Does a postman deliver his own mail?

Just some funny questions to think about.